Monday’s Classic Quips & Quotes


Steven Wright

In one of the most exciting time periods of my life, I held the title of Opening Managing Partner of Caroline’s Comedy Club in Manhattan, named after dear friend Caroline Hirsch. Talk about a laughable business, Caroline and I would double up in twists of laughter while experiencing the dry wit and deadpan delivery of one of our favorite comedians: Steven Wright. Hopefully, this Monday’s Quips & Quotes will brighten up the beginning of your week.

“My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas…I told my roommate and he said ‘Do I know you?’”

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”

“I bought a dog the other day…I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him…’Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!’ He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.”

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”

“If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?”

“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”

I hope your week starts with a good laugh,


One single comment

  1. jack stickney says:

    Funny man S. Wright
    Did Harry leave keys for his car. Didn’t move it up far
    enough to double park

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